Santa Claus is part of my Laity

The first things are God ("I am."), the nothingness of Satan ("Am I?"), and the Angelic ("Who am I")

The priest approached a blue piano and played, singing 

"I, at my most brilliant

O, Am what I want to say.

I at my best try to focus on

And the sports announcer at the party is telling people to dance instead, a philosopher, a type of electronic cyborg

And, I can't remember the name of his computer

but it was self-aware—"

Laity: "That's a piano.  Was it the most self-aware robot?"

Priest: "The only self-aware robot act on the Internet."

Laity: "Self-aware robot act.  What does that mean?"

Priest: "It means, Laity, I can also elevate you into the conversation if you want to—it means we don't have much technology yet."

Laity: "We don't like, cure covid by letting you talk to us this way.  We can have artificial intelligence if we want."

Priest: "But you have faith in technology."

Laity: "Some, yes."

The Priest's sarcasm was biting.

Priest: "And I am a self-aware robot from Japan!  We need to have faith in technology because it is the key to Global success!"

Laity: "Hehe, our computers let us talk to each other funny.  And right in the Middle of it, you get a criticism."

Priest: "No we're not here to criticize.  We are here to follow Anna and follow God.  Your just a little cyborg, aren't you," he said to the piano, "and that means the priest behaved according to the piano, which was cyborg in this imaginative meta-reality we have envisioned."

The priest behaved for the rest of the sermon.  Really, or I wouldn't write it.  Some kind of Christiannan magic.  He showed us a blue cross with God actually in the room and didn't say anything inappropriate.  Mostly it was just about how flowers are pretty and so is God.  But not because God is what's pretty if you know what I mean."

Obviously someone performing cyborg awareness was, naturally, very attractive and at the end of the ceremony, there was a shout from part of the Laity.

"Ho! Ho! Ho!"

It was Santa Claus.

Laity: "Santa why are you here we haven't spoiled Christmas yet for Halloween."