Learning to juggle three clown noses for Glen

His Holy Clown

because the Clown always Trumps Holiness.

Yes I am speaking to you,

His fabulous, Hakon Borgen

citizen of the Internet and Outer Space.

Also known as Glen

His three clown noses are Green, Purple, and Blue.  Christiannan Blue is the color of his religion.  Purple is the color of his soul.  And Green is the color of his spirit.  In the spirit of his religion he donns the blue clown nose.

"Like Peace and New Religions better than Christianity, Dude," he was reported saying.

"For ver

is the deepest healing color green that I know of,

needed for recovering from emotional hurt.  You learn brotherhood so deep with people like you.  My ver nose I will wear when I feel hurt in order to recover as a gay woman.

Then I'll wear blue when I am gay in a religious sense because it is so deep and fascinating like the ocean; community is.  Creating Community is the purpose of the Christianna.

And I'll wear purple if I

am gay

Get in touch with my feminine side and ask what all these clowns I put on—Why they are all male.

As a woman, clowning is an important part of growing up.  Mothers clown with their children to teach them how to move and entertain themselves.  And since my emotional habit lately has been of not entertaining myself I see that to evoke greater emphasis on being able to entertain myself out of boredom I will write that I feel this as a woman and a woman wants what a woman wants but I can entertain myself as a woman or a man.

Women clown too, though.

They are absolutely satanic at it.

Get in touch with my feminine side and I see that women clown too.  But when I clown as a woman I arrive on skates.  The ground type not the ice type.  Wearing a dress of blue and orange but more plausible will it have been that I wore a sweater that was the key to my entire character as a man.  A clown sweater.

What kind of man clowns?

Let's find out more.

Purple Nose, Blue Nose, Green Nose, what is this activity of clown noses?

I actually wear clown noses at the privacy of my own home.  It's not sexual, if you're into that type of thing, it's a healing clown kind of thing.  When I wear a green clown nose I am ver, that energy of healing green that I harnessed in the cave of dragon rookery.  Long Story.  When I wear purple I am deeper than Red.  I am healthy.  And Purple is not necessarily fat.  And when I wear Blue I can feel as fat as I want to.  Or skinny, with a self-created religion fit for the 21-st Century.  My Secret Identity as a Closeted Clown made it especially difficult, having thereof the personality type of a clown but not being able to express it because it is gay and politically I am free to express it not long ago and so I am free to express it spiritually.

As you see that Middle

I graciously accept your challenge to entertain you.

I am Green, so I am slow.  Like plants I am slow.  Ent-like.

But my timing is perfect.

A Green Nose!

It's not just any Green Nose it's a Clown Green Nose.

What's a Clown Green?

"The colour of green a clown wears."

But I wear orange mostly, and some red and yellow.  With green, blue, and purple noses.  I'm a knight-dragon rookery Clown of Real Threat Versus Fantasy Enabled because Knights have Real Threats and Dragon Rookeries Don't.

When I go outside, Real Threats but I come home, Dragon Rookery.

My personality is emerging.

Clown-style.

So Mr. Anderson, which pill will you choose, the blue nose, the green nose, or the purple nose?

Being a Christiannan is my number 1 priority so I choose Blue.  I am a follower of Anna, the worse-than-death messiah.  She's out there but we don't know how bad it is.   So read into that what you will.

When I am depressed I put my purple clown nose on to remind myself that I'm gay.  I probably look like a purple clown to some people anyway.  But I am a yellow leprechaun kind of pants style with the purple clown nose.  Clearly a dancing-for-children entertainer.  You're never too young to learn your gays and q's..

"This is how I juggle my identity I guess," Green goes on, "I am going to remove my clown nose for a moment to show you the instant of clown mimicry as I put it back on.  There is a middle between clowning and not clowning green I guess.  Respect mine, if you can.  Please be careful.  There are Blue and Purple emotions and Clowning is a worshipped ideal.  And Worshipped Ideals are the opposite of Clowning in some cultures."