The Blooberblabberonomy Appointment

There once was an crackman from Alberta; writes oh ay' oh a'y oh well.

There once was an cracker from Wedgermon's Wheels;

Once the Bloober blabberonomy appointment seal

There once was an cracker from Wedgermon's Wheels;

that repeated its Country; its Country seal

There once was an wedger from Crackermon's Hills;

that smothers in my lathering le peux

There once was an crack man from Hillerman's Roots;

that flowed with garments of women's cahoots

Of deliveran' shmoots, in an P-i-rate's boots

blanket human communication; di-potamy bound

We're not hunting animals

We're just hanging around

And an hoe hoe hoay' a a a a a.

How do you play cahoots?

in an ordinary Pirate's boots

If an hoe hoe hoay' a a a?