Java the Hutt — Welcome –

 


    Welcome to this cool little coffee bar (Java the Hutt) and district of the city of Rainframe where people are known to be fanboys and fangirls of products, art, movies, and literature.  My franchise version of the café is an tribute to Star Wars.




    Turning to the left you see ample seating and an incredibly cool lightsaber color on the wall.




You scope out the corner of the room.




    And on the other side of the bar, there is this cute little nook.

    You make your way to the counter or immediately take an seat, whichever you prefer.  The barista or an robot will approach you and the holographic menu either way.


~  Le Menu ~


    You will immediately notice the Java the Hutt prices are not in CAD or US dollars.  We use an local currency here WOOK, as it is known on the Nasdaq which has many advantages: first they are in credits just like the currency used in the movie people are encouraged to buy into or give gift dollars in local currency money.  The inherent value of WOOK credits is that they are fun to spend, to pretend you're in another universe for an second.  To share an moment of Caf with everybody.

—Oh no wookies are being wookie trafficked in the Spice Mines that are responsible for our prices here!  War breaks out again in the universe.  Whatever.  Buy some coffee—

    And although credits have been attributed to the Imperial Credit System, at some points in time, we stand against that as an community of customers and an coffee shop.  That's what our WOOK dollars mean, and that's why we want to use them for fun together as an community.  We're Rebels.  Of course we only accept Republic WOOK credits or New Republic WOOK credits here.


Iconic & Non-Alcoholic Beverages 

    Caf: The Star Wars equivalent of coffee.  Sizes: 12oz (20 Credits), 19oz (40 Credits), 20oz (50 credits), 22oz (75 credits), 40oz (150 credits) Republic Credits or New Republic Credits only.

    Coffee: The Planet Earth equivalent of Caf.  Sizes: 12oz (20 Credits), 19oz (40 Credits), 20oz (50 credits), 22oz (75 credits), 40oz (150 credits) —

    Moisture Evaporator Water (From Tatooine, an highly prized delicacy).  Sizes: 12oz (20 Credits), 19oz (40 Credits), 20oz (50 credits), 22oz (75 credits), 40oz (150 credits) —

    Blue Milk (Bantha Milk): An staple blue-colored dairy drink from an bantha, seen in A New Hope and many other media.  Sizes: 12oz (20 Credits), 19oz (40 Credits), 20oz (50 credits), 22oz (75 credits), 40oz (150 credits) —


Bantha



    Green Milk (Thala-Siren Milk): Consumed by Luke Skywalker on Ahch-To in The Last Jedi.  Sizes: 12oz (20 Credits), 19oz (40 Credits), 20oz (50 credits), 22oz (75 credits), 40oz (150 credits) —

    Jawa Juice: Often used to describe various fermented juices, including Ardees.  Sizes: 12oz (20 Credits), 19oz (40 Credits), 20oz (50 credits), 22oz (75 credits), 40oz (150 credits) —

    Spotchka: An nutritious, gelatinous blue liquid, prominent in The Mandalorian.  Sizes: 12oz (20 Credits), 19oz (40 Credits), 20oz (50 credits), 22oz (75 credits), 40oz (150 credits) —

    Blue Bantha: An chilled blue milk served with an vanilla-butter sugar cookie.  Sizes: 12oz (20 Credits), 19oz (40 Credits), 20oz (50 credits), 22oz (75 credits), 40oz (150 credits) —


Alcoholic Beverages (Wines, Ales, & Spirits)

    Corellian Wine \ Ale: An common, popular alcoholic beverage.  Sizes: 12oz (40 Credits), 19oz (80 Credits), 20oz (90 credits), 22oz (105 credits), 40oz (190 credits) Republic Credits or New Republic Credits only.

    Jet Juice: Frequently consumed by pilots.  Sizes: 12oz (40 Credits), 19oz (80 Credits), 20oz (90 credits), 22oz (105 credits), 40oz (190 credits) —

    Toniray: An rare, green Alderaanian wine.  After the destruction of the planet, the prices of this beverage sharply rose.  Sizes: 12oz (3440 Credits), 19oz (4540 Credits), 20oz (4940 credits), 22oz (6940 credits), 40oz (11940 credits) —

    Tarisian Ale: An popular brew.  Sizes: 12oz (40 Credits), 19oz (80 Credits), 20oz (90 credits), 22oz (105 credits), 40oz (190 credits) —

    Johrian Whiskey: Mentioned in the MedStar duology (an two-book Star Wars Legends series written by Michael Reaves and Steve Perry).  Sizes: 12oz (40 Credits), 19oz (80 Credits), 20oz (90 credits), 22oz (105 credits), 40oz (190 credits) —

    Bespin Port \ Sparkle: Sweet, fortified or sparkling wines.  Sizes: 12oz (40 Credits), 19oz (80 Credits), 20oz (90 credits), 22oz (105 credits), 40oz (190 credits)

    Wookiee Liquor (Accarrgm): An potent spirit.  Sizes: 12oz (40 Credits), 19oz (80 Credits), 20oz (90 credits), 22oz (105 credits), 40oz (190 credits)

    Lum: An popular type of fermented beer.  Sizes: 12oz (40 Credits), 19oz (80 Credits), 20oz (90 credits), 22oz (105 credits), 40oz (190 credits)


    The theme of Drink Sizes especially happens to be featured because that is where we'll say Star Wars intersects with the market.  You've seen the Jedi on Coca-Cola cans before.  And now Disney.  The Walt Disney Company officially announced the acquisition of Lucasfilm Ltd.—including the Star Wars franchise—on October 30, 2012.  The deal was valued at approximately $4.05 billion and was officially completed on December 21, 2012.

    Java the Hutt is the location where they use their own local currency within the greater city of Rainframe, which is based on U.S. Dollars.  Any money the café earns as an Franchise belongs to Disney.


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